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May 2012

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

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homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

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hellms666:

sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno

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Writing letters to all of my friends now. :) They’re each be personal and given out personally for each to read. They’ll each be heart felt and very personal. I’ll even admit some things they didn’t know, and show my appreciation. I love all of my friends, and I’ll miss them after the official graduation ceremony Friday.

May 30, 2012
“They’re like, 12” —The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you 
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  • no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
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Play
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Dance, Dance (String Quartet) Fall Out Boy

mrplisk:

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Anonymously describe me in three words.
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Oh, and today I found out that I made near perfect scores on my state standardized tests, and that I made a perfect score on the essay. That means I can skip a bunch of the freshman college classes and go right into sophomore stuff. Yes! :D

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By the way, today I officially graduated. Tomorrow, we still have to go though to attend a merit sale in which I can get free stuff for being a good student. Today was just so emotional. I’ll miss these guys, and even high school. I’ll miss all of it. I’ll be an adult after the graduation on Friday, and this is the end of a chapter in my life. 

May 30, 2012

I’m writing good bye letters tonight. It’s a formal way to tell everyone that I’ll miss them next year when I hit college, and that I appreciated them so much. I’ll even write one for him. Lot of letters to write, yet so little time! :)

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Listen

abra-sive:

dokesboy:

d3ssins:

pluviam:

galasai:

crystalmath2:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

what

I cnat breataher my GOD

THE DARK LORD SATAN

OMFG DIOFDJKAMSOFK

i was singing along and then the chorus and i literally screamed

HAHAHAHHAHAH THIS IS ACtUALLY SO SscARY WAHT

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