Dear Glee Fandom,
We blame you for the server overload.
I love this iCarly episode.
Oh god, the gay insinuations on iCarly are too much. Spencer and his personal ‘assistant’. Asdfghjkl.
Weird Talent: I can cry by will.
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
Them: So, why were you absent yesterday?
Me: Oh you know. I was totally running away to Canada to assassinate someone because I'm secretly an assassin spy from the future bent on revenge on who created the third world war. Because missing due to being sick is totally unbelievable and out of the question.
When your best friend doesn't show up to school:
A sense of humor, do you have it?
Anonymous asked: hayy sexi laddddyyyyy
liveloveandsingwithnoname replied to your post: I don’t believe in cyber bullying sorta true, unless those bullying you also live near you, like school or college. but thats a good point :) Oh yeah I understand that, that’s why I said cyber bullying. If you have to see those people daily or frequently I don’t consider that cyber bullying. Suicides happen more frequently when...
I don't believe in cyber bullying
Sure, the words can be offensive, but you don’t even know the person so why care? Turn off your computer, end of that.
“Yolo!” “Trust me, you won’t live long if you keep saying that,”
Sorry germs, you’re going to have to wait until I move out. I apparently need to be sick in my own time.
My mom just told me I need to get sick on my own time, and when I told her I can’t control being sick she said I should’ve thought about that back in June.
Seriously, Mom? You’re a bitch. You keep me up most the night, you keep me up most the morning, now you bitch because I took a nap that lasted longer than intended because I was sick. Now you’re trying to claim that by missing one day of school because I’m sick, I’m trying to fail my senior year. What. How? ._. You’re a fucking idiot. I’m not absentee fail if I...
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
Friend: Did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile.
Me: That's my exercise for the day.
I wish people looked at me and thought 'wow'
Peeta: If I could grow wings, I could fly. Only people can't grow wings, Real or not real?
Katniss: Real, But people don't need wings to survive.
Peeta: Mockingjays do.
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
dizzzyondreams asked: i gave this bitch an ask. bitches love asks.
Anonymous asked: random ask: i never actually like liked any of my teachers but my math teacher this year i was just like damnnn. then after the first day i realize she was a bitch which totally took away from her looks. and now she comes to school all drab half the time. but there are some days she's all right
Anonymous asked: you're a really nice person haha. you inboxed me like two days ago when someone said that I tried to hard to be artsy haha :)