December 2011
When someone tells me they like me
- me: hey guys talk to me im nice
- followers:
- Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
- follower #1: omg what flavour?
- follower #2: me too!
- follower #3: what brand omg
That awkward moment when an exfriend is basically begging to hang out but I don’t like her and I’m not in town. I think that’s karma right there.
HAY, TEEEM, HOW WAS THAT SEX WE HAD ALL AFTERNOON?
It was wonderful, but too many people in view :(in which the pictures of us flying kites, drawing with chalk, and hanging in the mall are ignored.
;) You’re welcomei’m hanging with timothy and my grandmas all concerned that i’ve been out with a guy all day. she thinks i’m a whore and fucking him, ohmygod.
My ex just followed me on twitter even though I told her to never speak to me again. Awkwardddd. Never ever date a weeaboo.
