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Timothy. 20. Texas. Aspiring Film Maker. Genetics major. Hoping to better the world through love. Skype: hero.of.time.real.or.not.real
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halffizzbin:

colethewolf:

Scott: Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison…

Stiles: Stop.

Jackson: This fire is still not as hot as me.

Derek: My family died in a fire.

 




drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number




michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here




drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans



tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 




2x11  4x05




amenparis:




miseengarde:

white girls who want my culture’s bindis and saris and henna 

take my skin colour too

and my dark brown lips

take my self-hatred because i don’t fit into the euro-centric ideals of beauty

take the oppression too

take the history of colonization that has devastated my country

and the drones that currently devastate my country

take all the bad stuff too

not just the pretty, shiny, sparky bits

take the ugly, dehumanizing and shitty parts too




heliolisk:

bnewdvntz:

heliolisk:

what people think I look like when I read anon hate:
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what I actually look like:
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Now, now, no need to be a 

hothead

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ohawkguy:

someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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somnifik:

"be yourself"

what even is that?




  • Person A: Makes a typo
  • Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
  • Person B: Says the word with the original typo
  • Person A: Shut up



twooping:

wealthyhugepenis:

richwhitelesbian:

batreaux:

how can text posts be nsfw

sometimes if you say the f word or the s word

whats the s word

sweden




wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something


MV