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Timothy. 20. Texas. Aspiring Film Maker. Genetics major. Addicted to the spiciest food and musicals. Skype: hero.of.time.real.or.not.real
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assailanting:

IM FUCKING CRYING







spockisinthetardis:

welcome-my-peasants:

Hey guys, you get it? It’s pumpkin pi.

GUYS




thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE




moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along










I’m literally too exhausted to sleep. Whaaaat




carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

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this is quality humor right here










worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.




baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino


MV