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Timothy. 20. Texas. Aspiring Film Maker. Genetics major. Hoping to better the world through love. Skype: hero.of.time.real.or.not.real
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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

This is absolutely perfect.




turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police







Now accepting applications for selfie secretaries. Must be okay with being sent selfies no matter how weird and be able to approve or disapprove them.




colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.




pantyslime:

shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework




frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.







tylendead:

this explains everything




For a non profit organization, the PokeCenter does surprisingly well.







sockzombie:

okay so i posted this picture of the moon in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle as a joke on FaceBook.

imageand somebody LITERALLY thought that was the real fucking moon and SAVED and reposted this. they didn’t even “share” it!!

image

THIS GAME CAME OUT IN 2001. 

HE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL

good job sega.




meekobits:

How I wanted it to end.




knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.




killianhjones:

We have to stop meeting like this.


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