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Timothy. 20. Texas. Aspiring Film Maker. Genetics major. Addicted to the spiciest food and musicals. Skype: hero.of.time.real.or.not.real
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still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”





I love this

lil fairy queen’s wings got tired so she took the subway

hope this child knew yall took they pic tho

hope they parents let it be posted tho

Fear not blackqueerbravado. The child in this picture is my niece. She knew I was taking her picture and her mother, my sister, let me post it. The person you reblogged it from or the person they reblogged it from removed the caption I originally put on it, which was:

The Queen as a Fairy Princess, Halloween NYC 2013

photographed by ©Channon Simmons



I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you


"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

Also, apparently some radical Christians believe Satan put dinosaur bones on Earth to make us think that the Earth was older than “the Bible says”. They think science is wrong because Satan tampers with our equipment.

Half of the people in my bio class are hella gay and half of the people in government are hella weeaboos. I have found where I belong.


"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

I didn’t… I didn’t set her straight. [x]


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like