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Timothy. 20. Texas. Aspiring Film Maker. Genetics major. Hoping to better the world through love. Skype: hero.of.time.real.or.not.real
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fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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badwolflaurel:

pandafreakforlife:

I hate when the media makes The Hunger Games look like a battle for love. Get your bullshit fantasies away. This is about murder, over powered government, and a girl trying to change the way things are. News flash not every girls fantasy is to find true love.

the irony here is that our media is doing exactly what the Capitol did in the books; downplaying the murder, focusing on the bullshit love story




highenergyjewtrino:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this



kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.




thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 




watermellyn:

look at this dog baby




rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 




the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 




austirncarlile:

The All Time Low Alphabet

↳J→Jack Barakat




arcticsirius:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

It’s common knowledge that cats break physics and are outside of known biology




alternative-pokemon-art:

terezi:

angelickaiser:

cisthulhu:

bittersiha:

kayboss:

the-indoor-kite:

ir-dr:

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So what if that’s what’s happened when you find random Pokeballs lying in the grass. They only have the item that the Pokemon was last holding inside them.

; ; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU FOUND A LUNAR FEATHER!

NO

GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!

omfg this is quite possibly the saddest fucking thing ever i just can’t i don’t even believe it

OMG




  • Not Pansexuality: "I don't care about gender!! Gender is meaningless!"
  • Pansexuality: "I understand that gender can be an important part of someone's identity, but it will have no effect on whether I am attracted to them."



Walk Through The Fire
Artist: The Cast Of Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Album: Once More, With Feeling
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